
Film, Stage, TV, & Internet
A web series. Shorts. An original musical. John has been exploring his writing and directing talents in a myriad of ways.
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About Me
as a writer & director
John (he/him/his) is an actor, singer, writer, director, & voice over artist living in NYC. Represented by ATB Talent, John recently made his network television debut guest starring on Law & Order: SVU. A Master of Fine Arts graduate from the University of Houston School of Theatre, a large part of his training included working on new plays and musicals with Stuart Ostrow, Edward Albee, Jerry Bock, and Jerry Sterner. He co-wrote the devised work, Gold Coast, with Stages on the Sound for Metropolitan Playhouse’s Gilded Stage Festival under the guidance of Tectonic Theater Project’s Scott Barrow. John has written and directed shorts and music videos ranging from satire and comedy to politics and activism for YouTube, including Broadway Zombie, Fierce iPhone Update, Starbucks is GAY!, The Bigot’s Guide to the Homosexual Lifestyle, Booty Text, and The Worst Christmas Pageant Ever. YouTube was where he wrote and directed one of the first ever web series, the 8-part The Message Board. John has also written the original one-man shows, Jerby: Fully Loaded, Jerby With A “Y”, A Very Jerby Christmas, & The Lady Gaga Christmas Spectacular. He has directed with the Alley Theatre’s Houston Young Playwright’s Exchange (fun fact: one of his actors was rising star, John Behlmann). As a recurring guest on HuffPost Live, he offered his opinion on a variety of topics from politics to entertainment. 2018 saw the release of his debut album, Our First Christmas Together, which included nine original holiday songs. Future projects include more parodies and shorts, the concept album for Vampire Drag Queen, & Our First Halloween Together.

- Snowmatica
- Shorts
- The Message Board
- Brother Barker's Hell House
- Vampire Drag Queen


Snowmatica–the complete “A Lady Gaga Christmas Medley” consisting of 33 of her songs parodied as holiday music in under 37 minutes
Listen to Lady Gaga's versions that inspired us
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starring John Raymond Barker
Story Concept
Jared R. Pike
Directed & Produced by
Jared R. Pike & John Raymond Barker
Parody Lyrics & Music Production
John Raymond Barker
Additional Music Production
Jared R. Pike
The Lady Gaga songs parodied are
“Marry The Night”
written by
Lady Gaga & Fernando Garibay
“Chromatica I”
written by
Lady Gaga & Morgan Kibby
“Lovegame”
written by
Lady Gaga & RedOne
“Judas”
written by
Lady Gaga & RedOne
“Edge of Glory”
written by
Lady Gaga, Fernando Garibay, & Paul Blair aka “DJ White Shadow”
“Born This Way”
written by
Lady Gaga, Jeppe Laursen
“You & I”
written by
Lady Gaga
“Just Dance”
written by
Lady Gaga, RedOne, & Allaune Thiam
“Telephone”
written by
Lady Gaga, R. Jerkins, LaShawn Daniels, Lazonate Franklin, & Beyoncé
“Boys Boys Boys”
written by
Lady Gaga & RedOne
“Ayo”
written by
Stefani Germanotta, Hillary Lindsey, Mark Ronson, & M. Tucker
“Teeth”
written by
Lady Gaga, Taja Riley, Pete Wyoming Bender,
& Teddy Riley
“Perfect Illusion”
written by
Kevin Parker, Stefani Germanotta, Mark Ronson, & M Tucker
“Applause”
written by
Lady Gaga, Paul “DJ White Shadow” Blair, Dino Zisis, Nick Monson, Martin Bresso, Nicholas, Mercer, Julien Arias, & William Grigahcine
“G.U.Y.”
written by
Lady Gaga & Anton Zaslavski
“Rain On Me”
written by
Lady Gaga, Bloodpop®, Matthew Burns, Nija Charles, Rami Yacoub, Martin Joseph Léonard Bresso, Ariana Grande, & Alexander Ridha
“Chromatica II”
written by
Lady Gaga & Morgan Kibby
“911”
written by
Lady Gaga, Bloodpop®, Madeon, & Justin Tranter
“Alejandro”
written by
RedOne & Lady Gaga
“Speechless”
written by
Lady Gaga
“Shallow”
written by
Lady Gaga, Mark Ronson, Anthony Rossomando, & Andrew Wyatt
“Aura”
written by
Lady Gaga, Anton Zaslavski,
Amit Duvdevani, & Erez Eisen
“Joanne”
written by
Stefani Germanotta & Mark Ronson
“Swine”
written by
Lady Gaga, Paul “DJ White Shadow” Blair, Dino Zisis, & Nick Monson
“A Million Reasons”
written by
Stefani Germanotta, Hillary Lindsey, & Mark Ronson
“Is That Alright?”
written by
Lady Gaga, Mark Nilan Jr,, Nick Monson, Paul “DJ WS” Blair, Lukas Nelson, & Aaron Raitiere
“John Wayne”
written by
Stefani Germanotta, Mark Ronson, M. Tucker, & Josh Homme
“Always Remember Us This Way”
written by
Lady Gaga, Natalie Hemby, Hillary Lindsey, & Lori McKenna
“Chromatica III”
written by
Lady Gaga & Morgan Kibby
“Bad Romance”
written by
RedOne & Lady Gaga
“Poker Face”
written by
Lady Gaga & RedOne”
“Paparazzi”
written by
Lady Gaga & Rob Fusari
“Stupid Love”
written by
Lady Gaga, Bloodpop®, Max Martin, Martin Joseph Léonard Bresso, & Ely Rise
We are not affiliated, associated, authorized, endorsed by, or in any way officially connected with Lady Gaga, Interscope Records, Kon Live Distribution, Streamline, Cherrytree Records, or any of their subsidiaries.
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Costume, Wig & Make-up Design
Jared R. Pike
Additional Costume Design
John Raymond Barker
Production Design, Special FX, & Editing
John Raymond Barker & Jared R. Pike
None of the visual or sound FX would be possible without the generosity of a community of artists who provide use of their work for free through Creative Commons Licensing or the like.
A great deal of work was originally created by pexels.com – @gamol-755060
Santa in “Santa Claus” – pexels.com: @cottonbro
Reindeer in “Rein On Me” – freepik.com: @brgfx
News Reporter in “D.U.I.”: Kevin McMahon via Behance/Adobe
Animated elves in “North Pole” – GraphicMama.com
Additional artwork & stock footage was remixed or used directly from the following web sites
Wikipedia Commons: @Dschwen
for his photo
Attribution-ShareAlike 4.0 International (CC BY-SA 4.0)
Additional stock footage provided by Videvo, downloaded from https://www.videvo.net
including the Snowman in “Man Made of Snow”
Attribution 3.0 Unported (CC BY 3.0)
Additional Videvo artists utilizing Attribution 3.0 Unported (CC BY 3.0):
@Beachfront for light-leak-orb & bad-tv-output
@Khaj1t for shopping-and-entertainment-centre-
@oasisamuel for confetti falling
@pilotsflying for light-bulb-turned-on-and-off
Additional sound effects from
zapsplat.com: @blastwave-fx & freesoundeffects.com
This is a work of fiction. Names, characters, places and incidents, even those based on real people, either are products of the author’s imagination or are used fictitiously. Any resemblance to actual events or locales or persons, living or dead, is entirely coincidental.
Special thanks to Jillian Coneys, who always brings a brilliant, heartfelt, powerful perspective.
All original footage filmed entirely in Harlem, NYC primarily during the Covid-19 Pandemic
Shorts
These are various shorts that I have written and directed. Five of these videos feature my character Brother Barker, who is a flamboyant, conservative Christian ex-gay. In Don’t Pick & Choose Leviticus, I play his wife, who is also ex-gay, using some simple, fun movie magic.
Pardon Our Dust!
The Message Board
The Message Board is an 8-part web series about Broadway Universe, a theatre web site where different people can come together to chat about Broadway, divas, cabarets, chorus boys, politics, internet addiction, gay marriage, religion, sex, suicide and anything that crosses their minds. Perhaps that ranting theatre queen or Wicked-obsessed teen will become your new BFF or your next worst enemy? Maybe that anonymous, alleged “hot chorus boy” will become the love of your life? You’ll never know until you log in.
YouTube was a different world in 2009. I hadn’t yet acquired a HD camera, nor did many of us record dialogue separately. Still, I am fond of the ideas here and the lovely performances my actors gave to me. Each actor was filmed separately, which made scheduling easier than usual. It is flawed, but charming, and it was one of the first web series ever.
Another big difference about YouTube was that there used to be a 15 minute limit on videos. Thus, some are split into two parts (released the same week). I also had some fun stuff to create a bloopers reel.
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The Message Board - Trailer
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The Message Board Ep 1: Getting to Know You
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The Message Board Ep 2: What Makes A Legend Least?
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The Message Board Ep 3: Love's A Bitch PART A
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The Message Board Ep 3: Love's A Bitch PART B
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The Message Board Ep 4: Mass Debating
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The Message Board Ep 5: I Love You, You're Perfect, Now Get The F*ck Off The Computer
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The Message Board Ep 6: When It Cliques PART A
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The Message Board Ep 6: When It Cliques PART B
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The Message Board Ep 7: Meltdown!
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The Message Board Ep 8: Return to Sender PART A
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The Message Board Ep 8: Return to Sender PART B
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The Message Board - Bloopers!
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The Message Board - Behind The Scenes Part 1
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The Message Board - Behind The Scenes Part 2
Brother Barker's
Hell House
When I heard about the kind of haunted house conservative Christians put up at Halloween, I knew I had to create the kind that Brother Barker would, The year is 2010, and these are his current fears.
At the time this was created, YouTube had a fun feature that allowed linking within a video. Thus, these videos reflect a “choose your own adventure” concept. That no longer works within the user experience. The playlist will play them in numerical order, but you may certainly watch them in any order. Just start with the prologue and end with the epilogue.
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Brother Barker's Hell House - Prologue - START HERE!
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Brother Barker's Hell House - Room 1
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Brother Barker's Hell House - Room 2
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Brother Barker's Hell House - Room 3
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Brother Barker's Hell House - Room 4
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Brother Barker's Hell House - Room 5
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Brother Barker's Hell House - Room 6
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Brother Barker's Hell House - Epilogue
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reel & resume
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